Thumb Print Cookies! (Almond Meal, Tapioca, Maple Syrup - GF, DF)

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These cookies were never supposed to happen, they are culinary proof of divine intervention.

I’m a creature of delicious habit. If I’m going to have cookies, they have no business being anything other than oatmeal chocolate chip. This morning however, I was running late for a friends farewell potluck, when I realized that I didn’t have chocolate chips. I threw myself on the floor and screamed for 10 minutes (not true).

Once I recovered, I threw together a dough similar to my simple chocolate chip cookie recipe, rolled some balls, and pressed them into pots. Halfway through the bake, I added raspberry jam.

I shared one with my family on the way. I could tell they wanted more. So did I. The party goers, who were not primarily gluten or dairy free humans, were quite taken with these little delights. I got in the car after the party, and told the fam that I’d make more as soon as we get home. Apparently the teenager was hoping I’d say that. I took notes this time, so now you can make these too! Yay for you. Yay for all of us!


What you need

An oven: preheated to 375°.

A cookie sheet: covered with parchment paper.

A few bowls, a whisk, a scraper, and some grit.

Dry Stuff

3 C Almond Meal

1/2 C Tapioca Flour

3/4 C Hemp Seeds

1/2 t Baking Soda

1/2 t Sea Salt (Always sea salt, btw)

Wet Stuff

1/2 C Maple Syrup (Always 100% real maple syrup)

1 egg

1 T Vanilla

1 T Coconut oil

Directions

1. Gather your dry stuff in a large bowl. Stir well.

2. Gather your wet stuff in a different bowl. You choose the size. Stir really well.

3. Pour the wet stuff into the dry stuff, and stir like your life depends on it. Once that gets difficult to do with a whisk, you may choose to fold the dough several times with a firm scraper or spatula.

4. Here’s where things get dodgy for the weary. Take a deep breath. You’re a rock star and you’re doing a tremendous job. A top chef job, really. I’m really great at bossing people around with my lists, so I’m sure you’re killing this task!

5. Scrape all the dough as together as possible. Yep, try to form a ball, but don’t get too bent about it because it’s pretty sticky stuff. Which is why next you’ll…

6. Pour two tablespoons of coconut oil into a measuring cup that you can contaminate with your egg-dough hands. Then wash and dry your hands, and pour some coconut oil onto your palms. Get nice and greasy!

7. Pick up the whole dough ball, and form it so that it’s not sticky any more. The shape does not matter. This part is to help keep you ahead of the dough, rather than the other way around.

8. Put the ball back in the bowl.

9. You’re ready to make your pinch pot cookies! Roll the dough into 1.5 inch balls. There will be about 15 or 16.

10. Oil your palms whenever you start to feel the dough sticking to them.

11. Then press the ball into a pinch pot. Here’s a video to help you with this process.y


12. Bake your pots for 8 minutes.

13. Promptly take them out and fill the centers with your jam of choice. Mine is a raspberry jam with cane sugar and no preservatives. If the cookie has risen, you may want to press the center down with an ice cream scoop. Don’t use your fingers. Youch!

14. Bake for 9 more minutes.

15. Remove from oven, and look at those sweet delights! Smell your heart out, as you wait for them to cool.

16. Pour yourself a big glass of almond milk, and dig in!

17. Tell your friends where they can find this recipe. Also tell them that they’re beautiful and smart, and that they deserve tasty cookies.

You’re the best! Thanks for playing!

How’d yours turn out? Tell me below. :)

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Chocolate Chip Oatmeal Cookies (Almond Meal, Maple Syrup, Paleo)

 lick your lips yumdiggity!

lick your lips yumdiggity!

Hey beautiful readers! There's nothing I hate more than a recipe blog that tells you all about everything else first. I think hell really might be a never ending bus ride with the windows shut tight and you're forced to read the beginning of recipe blogs, but never see the actual recipe.

So without further ado, here's the worlds best gluten free, dairy free, paleo - esk Chocolate Chip Cookie (bar) recipe.

You'll need to mix the dry stuff, then mix the wet stuff.

Then mix the wet stuff into the dry stuff.

Dry stuff

1.5 C. Almond flour

1.5 C. Rolled oats

1/2 C. Tapioca flour

1/4 C. Hemp seeds

1/2 t. Baking Soda

1/2 t. Sea Salt

Wet Stuff

1 organic egg

1/4 C. Maple Syrup (the real stuff) + About a tablespoon of overflow. ;)

1 T. Coconut oil - Organic, unrefined

1 T. Vanilla extract

Once everything is sufficiently mixed, go ahead and fold in your dairy free chocolate chips.

You'll want to use about 3/4 C.... but who am I to judge if your hand slips a little bit and it end up being closer to 3 cups worth? I'm kidding, right? ;)

Mix it all up... You'll need to use a scraper to gather the dough into a ball.

Pour 1.5 T of coconut oil onto a cookie sheet, then spread the oil with your hands. Do not wash you hands yet.

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Use your

oily hands to pick up the dough ball and transfer it to the cookie sheet.

Keep your hands nice and slimy as you press the dough into one big cookie, until it's about 1/4 of an inch thick.

The oil trick saves lots of heart ache, hand washing, and about 1/2 the dough. Trust me on this. I've made a lot of cookies!

Once the cookie is pressed, bake at 375° for 17 minutes.

Congratulate yourself. You've just created something delicious without any gluten or dairy. Many people said this couldn't be done. Send each of those naysayers a picture of your chocolatey and satisfied face.

You are a shining star, and now you know how to eat like one. ;)

 

Thanks for baking, make good choices. :)